Electionerd: The First Ladies

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Speaking of, here's a primer on the lovely ladies who are campaigning for their husbands to take/remain on the Seat of Ultimate Power in November:

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Full name
Ann Lois Romney
Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama
Hometown
Bloomfield Hills, Michigan
Chicago, Illinois
Occupation
Housewife
First Lady of the United States
(former VP for Community &
External Affairs at University of
Chicago Hospitals)
Years Married
43
20
Number of Offspring
5
(Taggart, Matthew, Joshua,
Benjamin, Craig)
2
(Malia, Sasha)
Number of Grandchildren
18
0
Championing
Better opportunities for urban youths
Ending childhood obesity
Personal Health Issue
Multiple sclerosis; breast cancer
(now cancer-free)
Brain might be too big
Best Feature
Stepford smile
See picture ^
Likes Dogs?
May prefer horses
Yes
Likely to be Played by
Amy Poehler
Oprah

Thank you to Wikipedia for the factoids above, the ones I didn't make up, I mean. Wikipedia: contributing to the information overload since 2001.

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