Electionerd: The First Ladies

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Speaking of, here's a primer on the lovely ladies who are campaigning for their husbands to take/remain on the Seat of Ultimate Power in November:

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Full name	Ann Lois Romney	Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama
Hometown	Bloomfield Hills, Michigan	Chicago, Illinois
Occupation	Housewife	First Lady of the United States (former VP for Community & External Affairs at University of Chicago Hospitals)
Years Married	43	20
Number of Offspring	5 (Taggart, Matthew, Joshua, Benjamin, Craig)	2 (Malia, Sasha)
Number of Grandchildren	18	0
Championing	Better opportunities for urban youths	Ending childhood obesity
Personal Health Issue	Multiple sclerosis; breast cancer (now cancer-free)	Brain might be too big
Best Feature	Stepford smile	See picture ^
Likes Dogs?	May prefer horses	Yes
Likely to be Played by	Amy Poehler	Oprah

Thank you to Wikipedia for the factoids above, the ones I didn't make up, I mean. Wikipedia: contributing to the information overload since 2001.

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