Nantucket!

(to the beat of 80's rap)

We ate a bunch of turkey

And the next day we went

To ride up on the ferry

It cost a couple cents.

We got down to Nantucket

And walked around a bit

Something about a bucket

So we sat down to eat.

He had his usual chowder

He thinks it tastes divine

I had bisque something-or-other

I'm sure it tasted fine.

Nantucket is a pretty place

With lots of scenery

And tourist traps in every space

For people just like me!

The day was freakish; yes it was!

The sun beat down like hell

And the fun sights in store for us

Included this golden bell.

We went down to the beach to see

The lighthouse, small and cute

We danced around, we frolicked, and we

Did our photo shoot!

 And lo, the sunset did come down

And the tree got all lit up

We rode the ferry back to town

I tried not to throw up*

*I have motion sickness.

All in all, I have to say

I had some grand ol' times

But next time that I go away

I'll do it with no rhymes.

Whew!