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Thursday, September 29, 2011

The Rejection Fitness Stretch

This exercise is meant for those who are currently job hunting. As we all know, no response from prospective employees means REJECTION (like a stab to the heart!). This exercise is part of the Faceless Employee(TM) I Can't Get Over It series.

Step 1: Stand upright with feet shoulder width apart.

Step 2: Unceremoniously flop your upper body over, like someone with no core strength.

Step 3: Let out a sigh that can be heard in the next room, like someone without hope. 

Step 4: Straighten back up, smile, and fake it 'til you make it.

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