Wednesday, July 8, 2015

The Calm Before the Storm

Baby Achievement Unlocked: Cruising

Definition: Ability to wobble from Point A to Point B using furniture/people for support.

Parental Skill Unlocked: Vigilance/Discernment + 50

Definition: Sharp hearing and ability to discern difference between impact sounds, e.g.:

*thwp* = baby falling on butt

*thwptmp* = baby falling on butt, catching self with arm

*thunk* = baby faceplant on furniture

*thudWAAAHHHHHHH* = baby faceplant on floor, baby very likely needs nap

Well, at least he's not talking yet...


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