Definition: Ability to wobble from Point A to Point B using furniture/people for support.
Parental Skill Unlocked: Vigilance/Discernment + 50
Definition: Sharp hearing and ability to discern difference between impact sounds, e.g.:
*thwp* = baby falling on butt
*thwptmp* = baby falling on butt, catching self with arm
*thunk* = baby faceplant on furniture
*thudWAAAHHHHHHH* = baby faceplant on floor, baby very likely needs nap
Well, at least he's not talking yet...
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