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Available Immediately: Professional Audience
Members Include:
- Two Asians who aren't good at math
- One sassy black woman
- White male available upon request
What We Do for You:
- Synchronized Finger Snapping (pictured above)
- Earnest Nodding
- Supportive Hollering
- Seal Clapping
- Lascivious Hooting
- Suggestive Eyebrow Wiggling
- ...and more!
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*The magic of email! Seriously, isn't it terrific? Your messages are uploaded to an SMTP server as outgoing mail, the server asks the DNS where the recipient's server is, then the recipient downloads new messages to his/her email client, and voila! communication! It's so magical!
*The magic of email! Seriously, isn't it terrific? Your messages are uploaded to an SMTP server as outgoing mail, the server asks the DNS where the recipient's server is, then the recipient downloads new messages to his/her email client, and voila! communication! It's so magical!
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