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Danger! Deaf Kitty!


Inspired by Alien!


Today's comic almost not brought to you by hangover. Hangover: it's a hammer to your head. 

Book Review: The Demon-Haunted World (1995)

Astrophysicist Carl Sagan wrote this book before he died of pneumonia in '96, after a long struggle against myelodysplasia. Sagan is credited with popularizing science -- remember Contact, the 1997 film starring Jodie Foster and Matthew McConaughey? That was based on a 1985 novel written by Sagan. He's a cool nerd.

The Demon-Haunted World reminds readers of the hysterics our species is capable of when we're not using our critical thinking skillz. Sagan writes about UFO mania (X-Files wooo!), faith healing, witch hunts, and about this one guy who claimed to channel a thousand-year-old spirit and was a sensation in Australia -- and then he admitted he had made it all up -- and then people wrote to him saying, "We believe in you." LOL

This book comes before our internet age, so I find it a little quaint, especially since he advocates making information readily available and I just used Wikipedia about ten times to write the first paragraph of this post. But of cours…


A Blast from the Past

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My Little Blog is Regular!

Comics will be uploaded on Wednesdays and Sundays. Also, due to popular demand, I will start drawing hair on my round-headed avatar. You may reimburse me for my hard work by admiring my comics for an extra 1.2 seconds.

Upcoming comics:
04/15/2012 -- "A Blast from the Past" -- A BOOBS employee writes to Faceless Employee after many months.
04/18/2012 -- "Sleepless" -- Cats are nocturnal, did you know?
04/22/2012 -- "Compliment" -- What not to do when comparing a woman to a flower.
04/25/2012 -- "Facehugger" -- You'll understand when you see the comic.

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Ninja Cats

OSCAR: Traditional Cat Ninja
SHEBA: Secret Master Cat Ninja

A Game of What?

Boyfriend took me to PAX East for an entire weekend of gaming fun. Now, I used to think I was old school because I still played SNES games, but Boyfriend is a tabletop gamer. (= Dungeons & Dragons. ...No, no, don't run away!)

Moving on. We sat down to demo A Game of Thrones, and the rules confused me but I soldiered on because I knew that if I was good, Boyfriend would get me swag (stuff we all get, aka merchandise). We stopped the demo after a few turns because there was a girl at the table who was getting angrier by the second at her boyfriend, who kept ignoring her. She had no eyebrows, but made up for the fact by having pure hatred shoot out of her eyes. I am not even kidding.

If you haven't checked out A Game of Thrones the board game, don't. Just watch the HBO show, because at least then all the deception, betrayal, and incest are done by attractive people. Remember: beauty means never having to say you're sorry.

We now return to our regularly scheduled prog…


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