#1: Yesterday's Wind
In hindsight, I should probably not have worn a swirly skirt and my "Best Kisser" underoos, because holy Lord that wind was out to get me. I stepped out with my co-workers for lunch and flashed the entire world as I crossed the bridge. I kid you not, the wind was a howler. Hats were flying through the air, babies were being ripped from their parents' arms, and I swear a cow blew past me.Hilariously, the City of Boston claims, "Because of its moderate coastal weather systems, Boston is not known to suffer from particularly windy weather." Tell that to the countless umbrellas who have fallen in the fight against the Boston wind. May those brave warriors rest in peace.
#2: The Republican Primaries
JUST PICK ONE ALREADY GEEZ. Here, let me help you decide:
Candidate
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| Mitt Romney |
Knows a thing or two about the economy
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Openly a robot
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| Rick Santorum |
Sincerely conservative
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Looks like a potato
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| Newt Gingrich |
Unassailable self-confidence
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Looks like a fat potato
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| Ron Paul |
Consistent
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May have to be stapled to his chair
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There. Now choose!
#3: The inspiration behind this comic
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