Well Played, Student, Well Played

"At an elite university like Harvard, we are meant to learn the skills that will help us succeed in careers but those that will help us shine in the accompanying cocktail parties."

Excerpt from "Aulus and Me,"M. Schwartz '12, Harvard magazine September-October 2011

Dear editor,

There's a word missing in the sentence above. Also, would like to know where these cocktail parties are, as have not been invited so far.

Sincerely,
BOOBS employee

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